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Here are a few of the buttons you can click on the website of the North Carolina Exploitation Lottery.

“Rick Flair Wooooooo! Scratch-off Game: More fun than a figure-four leglock”

“Don’t miss your chance to play poker with the pros.”

“Carolina Cash 5; Is today your day?”

“Jingle Ol’ bucks:Perfect for your holiday wish list”

Kind of makes you proud of your state doesn’t it?

There is one button on the site that sums up the whole enterprise.

“Caution! Lottery Scams.”