The modern American media’s preeminent knuckleheaded sociopath, Glenn Beck, is “pre-selling” tickets to an appearance in Greensboro next April. Tickets range from $95 -$500. That is not a misprint: some poor, pathetic souls are going pay 500 friggin’ bucks to listen to this moron.
Oh, and if you’re planning on bringing the kids, be sure to note the warning that “AGES 2 AND UP ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A TICKET FOR ENTRY.”
On the bright side, the fact that this is not scheduled for six months, may indicate that Beck’s worries about the impending collapse of civilization and the need to invest in gold may not be quite as dire as previously thought.