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NC considers making sea-level rise illegal

Posted By Rob Schofield On May 31, 2012 @ 11:01 am In Uncategorized | Comments Disabled

[1](Cross-posted from Plugged In [2], a blog of The Scientific American).

By Scott Huler

According to North Carolina law, I am a billionaire. I have a full-time nanny for my children, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and I get to spend the entire year taking guitar lessons from Mark Knopfler. Oh, my avatar? I haven’t got around to changing it, but by law, I now look like George Clooney. There’s also a supermodel clause, but discussing the details would be boasting.

You think I’m kidding, but listen to me: I’m from North Carolina, and that’s how we roll. We take what we want to be reality, and we just make it law. So I’m having my state senator introduce legislation writing into law all the stuff I mentioned above. This is North Carolina, state motto: “Because that’s how I WANT it to be.”

You know, of course, about our passing May 8 of Amendment One, [3] which has now written into our constitution anti-marriage discrimination against anyone who doesn’t fit one group’s image of marriage. It’s just as ugly as it sounds – just as ugly as the last time we wrote such marriage discrimination into our constitution, in 1875, when instead of protecting us against the idea of same-sex couples marrying, it was protecting us against racial miscegenation [4]– down to the third generation, mind you. Good times!

Okay, though. These are hard days, people are crazyish, and you just have to soldier on, right? But then it turns out that North Carolina legislators are now tossing around bills that not only protect themselves from concepts that make them uncomfortable, they’re DETERMINING HOW WE MEASURE REALITY.

In a story first discussed by the NC Coastal Federation [5] and given more play May 29 by the News & Observer of Raleigh [6] and its sister paper the Charlotte Observer [7], a group of legislators from 20 coastal NC counties whose economies will be most affected by rising seas have legislated the words “Nuh-unh!” into the NC Constitution.

Okay, cheap shot alert. Actually all they did was say science is crazy. There is virtually universal agreement among scientists that the sea will probably rise a good meter or more before the end of the century [8], wreaking havoc in low-lying coastal counties. So the members of the developers’  lobbying group NC-20 [9] say the sea will rise only 8 inches, because … because … well, SHUT UP, that’s because why.

Read the entire post by clicking here [2].

 


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[1] Image: http://pulse.ncpolicywatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sea-level-rise.jpg

[2] Plugged In: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/plugged-in/2012/05/30/nc-makes-sea-level-rise-illegal/

[3] passing May 8 of Amendment One,: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76081.html

[4] in 1875, when instead of protecting us against the idea of same-sex couples marrying, it was protecting us against racial miscegenation: http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/05/05/2044515/the-marriage-amendment-1875.html

[5] NC Coastal Federation: http://www.nccoast.org/Article.aspx?k=b965eb03-1d87-4284-9bfb-46d8b3eb67fb

[6] News & Observer of Raleigh: http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/05/28/2096124/coastal-nc-counties-fighting-sea.html

[7] Charlotte Observer: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/05/25/3265614/coastal-nc-counties-fighting-sea.html

[8] good meter or more before the end of the century: http://www.skepticalscience.com/sea-level-rise-predictions.htm

[9] NC-20: http://www.nc-20.com/

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