Uncategorized

Two rich, dishonest and narcissistic adulterers with expensive hair are spotlighted in Greensboro

In case you had any doubt that it helps a lot in modern American politics to be rich — I mean really rich — consider the case of two former candidates for President who have or will stand before banks of TV cameras in Greensboro, North Carolina this week.

One is a rich, dishonest and narcissistic adulterer with expensive hair. The other is…a rich, dishonest and narcissistic adulterer with expensive hair.

Here’s the big difference between the two (other than their politics — a place where one of the two has actually expressed concern for the less fortunate at times during his life): One guy is pretty rich and the other guy is REALLY rich.

Now, guess which one just missed going to jail by the skin of his teeth and which one will be treated like royality while serving as the keynote speaker of the North Carolina Republican Party convention.

See what I mean about the importance of being REALLY rich?

3 Comments


  1. Frank Burns

    June 1, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Very funny!

    I should also add that the NC Democratic party is looking for a Chairman and John Edwards is looking for a job. I think he will be the perfect fit considering his low moral compass.

  2. Rob Schofield

    June 1, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Actually, Edwards’ best bet for a comeback would be to follow the lead of countless conservative “Christian” pastors and pols (e.g. Rush Limbaugh, Ralph Reed, Senator David “I love prostitutes” Vitter) and let some conservative church absolve him of all sins. Then he could become a right-wing radio host. The GOP/Koch/theocrats would embrace him within months.

  3. david esmay

    June 1, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Rob, don’t forget the great Larry Craig, no conservative cruises men’s restrooms like that guy, or GOP darling Mark Foley soliciting male congressional pages, man I miss those guys.

Check Also

The more we learn, the worse the new Trumpcare proposal looks — especially for North Carolina

Another day, another bevy of revelations about just ...

Top Stories from NCPW

  • News
  • Commentary

When the N.C. Senate elected Tom Fetzer to the UNC Board of Governors in March, it was widely seen a [...]

The 12 minutes spent on the phone with Duke Energy customer service shed no light on how — or if — c [...]

Crumbling ceilings. Failing air conditioning and heating systems. Broken down school buses. Mold inf [...]

This story has been updated with comments from Jim Womack, who did not respond earlier to questions. [...]

Last week, the General Assembly announced which legislators will serve on the Joint Legislative Task [...]

The latest effort in Washington to repeal and not actually replace the Affordable Care Act has a dif [...]

Conservative group “reviewing” bigoted attacks; funding from major NC corporations implicated Nearly [...]

5---number of days since Senators Bill Cassidy and Lindsey Graham unveiled a new proposal to repeal [...]

Featured | Special Projects

NC Budget 2017
The maze of the NC Budget is complex. Follow the stories to follow the money.
Read more


NC Redistricting 2017
New map, new districts, new lawmakers. Here’s what you need to know about gerrymandering in NC.
Read more