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Leave it to The Onion to sum up the state of health care

The people with the best jobs on the Internets (i.e. the writers at The Onion) have put together an excellent summary of where things currently stand when it come to the implementation of the Affordable Care Act:

Nation Recalls Simpler Time When Health Care System Was Broken Beyond Repair

WASHINGTON—With the Affordable Care Act now making it possible for a greater number of Americans to purchase medical coverage, the nation looked back this week and fondly recalled a simpler time when its health care system was broken beyond any hope of repair.

Describing a more innocent period in the country’s history—before opponents of the act temporarily shut down the government, and before the disastrous rollout of the new insurance exchanges led to widespread public exasperation—citizens shared with reporters their warm memories of what they called a bygone golden era.

“Back then, if you couldn’t afford health insurance and got really sick, you went bankrupt, plain and simple,” said Dominique Otis, a Modesto, CA mother of three. “They didn’t have this whole mess of lower-cost options, or all these subsidies you might or might not qualify for based on your income. People didn’t have to deal with any of those headaches. They just went ahead and died of preventable causes.”

“Those were the good old days, ya know?” she added with a sigh….

Read the rest of the story by clicking here.

One Comment


  1. LayintheSmakDown

    January 17, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    That is right next to this story on the front page.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-swamp-thing-and-the-return-of-swamp-thing-j,34982/

    Should we expect links to the National Lampoon, Mad Magazine and the National Enquirer next? That would be an improvement as you can take most of what is in those sources seriously…vs some sites with a “pulse” that are laughingly out of touch with reality.

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